Terrifying Tails From the EDJ

  This weeks tail (HA HA) comes from my evil day job (EDJ). For reasons of my personal safety it must remain nameless. No I'm not a spy & I don't get to carry a gun. Though there are many times when I wish I had one. Including attacking wild turkeys, feral pigs & a mean tempered rooster. (The actual events take place 10/10 in a place outside of Texas in a crappy motel driving a crappy rental car)